I want to take a shower...

[theholycow]

...but my wife just stank up the bathroom. :help:

[Corey]

tell her to spray or light a match next time

[theholycow]

Maybe I should have her smoke a cigar while she shits.

[Chance]

Tell her to get back into the kitchen.

[TheOne]

You only have 1 bathroom?

[Landy]

Lock her in the bathroom till the smell is gone.

[theholycow]

One bathroom, two bedrooms, one very small kitchen, one living room / dining room ("open floor plan" style), one attic, one basement. Eventually we'll figure out a way to afford a second bathroom in the basement.

[Bruce]

One bathroom, two bedrooms, one very small kitchen, one living room / dining room ("open floor plan" style), one attic, one basement. Eventually we'll figure out a way to afford a second bathroom in the basement.

only one basement? you are not living til you have at least 2 basements

[stonehenge]

The reason I keep a pack of matches near the ol shitter.

[hedgey]

why dont u just kick the silly cow out...:33:

[Shaggy]

Ha Ha. Got to love the girl stink :rockit:

[Renegade Pope]

Haha i just stank up a tier and blamed the inmates so i am on your wifes side by saying fuck it shit your pants.

[Shaggy]

Haha i just stank up a tier and blamed the inmates so i am on your wifes side by saying fuck it shit your pants.

This will probably the first time I will ever feel sorry for the inmates now that they have to smell your shit and can't go outside for fresh air. :crazy:

[stonehenge]

I went into the mens room at work RIGHT as the cleaning lady was leaving it, the "Closed For Cleaning" sign was still up and the floor was still wet, so i stunk it up before it even got done smellin good :cool:

[Renegade Pope]

So you just shit and didnt stink it up, you sir have officially just shat like a female before she gets married.

[Corey]

I like to go destroy the toilet right after my girlfriend gets done cleaning it

[stonehenge]

I went into the mens room at work RIGHT as the cleaning lady was leaving it, the "Closed For Cleaning" sign was still up and the floor was still wet, so i stunk it up before it even got done smellin good :cool:

So you just shit and didnt stink it up, you sir have officially just shat like a female before she gets married.

excuuuuse me sir?

[theholycow]

I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.

[Shaggy]

I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.

You sir are a dumbass :Nonono:

[Renegade Pope]

excuuuuse me sir?

Dam you. :Violin:

[stonehenge]

I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.
That'll teach that sink not to fuck with you next time.
Dam you. :Violin:
:Nonono: