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theholycow
03-08-2009, 12:15 AM
...but my wife just stank up the bathroom. :help:

Corey
03-08-2009, 12:29 AM
tell her to spray or light a match next time

theholycow
03-08-2009, 12:36 AM
Maybe I should have her smoke a cigar while she shits.

Chance
03-08-2009, 12:53 AM
Tell her to get back into the kitchen.

TheOne
03-08-2009, 01:19 AM
You only have 1 bathroom?

Landy
03-08-2009, 01:26 AM
Lock her in the bathroom till the smell is gone.

theholycow
03-08-2009, 01:27 AM
One bathroom, two bedrooms, one very small kitchen, one living room / dining room ("open floor plan" style), one attic, one basement. Eventually we'll figure out a way to afford a second bathroom in the basement.

Bruce
03-08-2009, 08:00 AM
One bathroom, two bedrooms, one very small kitchen, one living room / dining room ("open floor plan" style), one attic, one basement. Eventually we'll figure out a way to afford a second bathroom in the basement.

only one basement? you are not living til you have at least 2 basements

stonehenge
03-08-2009, 04:42 PM
The reason I keep a pack of matches near the ol shitter.

hedgey
03-08-2009, 05:07 PM
why dont u just kick the silly cow out...:33:

Shaggy
03-16-2009, 12:52 AM
Ha Ha. Got to love the girl stink :rockit:

Renegade Pope
03-16-2009, 04:16 AM
Haha i just stank up a tier and blamed the inmates so i am on your wifes side by saying fuck it shit your pants.

Shaggy
03-16-2009, 05:57 AM
Haha i just stank up a tier and blamed the inmates so i am on your wifes side by saying fuck it shit your pants.

This will probably the first time I will ever feel sorry for the inmates now that they have to smell your shit and can't go outside for fresh air. :crazy:

stonehenge
03-16-2009, 07:21 PM
I went into the mens room at work RIGHT as the cleaning lady was leaving it, the "Closed For Cleaning" sign was still up and the floor was still wet, so i stunk it up before it even got done smellin good :cool:

Renegade Pope
03-16-2009, 09:15 PM
So you just shit and didnt stink it up, you sir have officially just shat like a female before she gets married.

Corey
03-16-2009, 09:33 PM
I like to go destroy the toilet right after my girlfriend gets done cleaning it

stonehenge
03-16-2009, 09:43 PM
I went into the mens room at work RIGHT as the cleaning lady was leaving it, the "Closed For Cleaning" sign was still up and the floor was still wet, so i stunk it up before it even got done smellin good :cool:

So you just shit and didnt stink it up, you sir have officially just shat like a female before she gets married.

excuuuuse me sir?

theholycow
03-16-2009, 11:25 PM
I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.

Shaggy
03-16-2009, 11:41 PM
I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.

You sir are a dumbass :Nonono:

Renegade Pope
03-17-2009, 02:10 AM
excuuuuse me sir?

Dam you. :Violin:

stonehenge
03-17-2009, 05:44 PM
I rinsed my lunch tupperware (brought some meatroaf) in the bathroom sink here at work today. It clogged.
That'll teach that sink not to fuck with you next time.
Dam you. :Violin:
:Nonono: