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djBELLBOY
10-13-2012, 08:09 PM
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RM90
10-13-2012, 08:13 PM
no te gustan los burritos?

djBELLBOY
10-13-2012, 08:23 PM
no te gustan los burritos?

I can take them or leave them :)

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Balut

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One of the most popular dishes in the Philippines, balut is either duck or chicken eggs, but always half-fertilized. As unappealing as half-developed ducklings are, balut is high in protein and also, an aphrodisiac. It's up to you to decide if that's all worth it, but if it's any consolation, the people who've tried balut say it tastes much better than it looks.

VmaxEngage
10-13-2012, 09:28 PM
Yea, always heard Balut was good.

MikeH
10-13-2012, 10:00 PM
Why the fuck do you center all your posts? Makes shit annoying to read :jester:

djBELLBOY
10-13-2012, 10:12 PM
Nah i take it back it is a bit annoying :mybad:

stonehenge
10-13-2012, 11:25 PM
That Balut looks gross, not sure if I'd try it or not lol

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Cez★
10-13-2012, 11:43 PM
Nah i take it back it is a bit annoying :mybad:

rofl

theholycow
10-14-2012, 12:06 AM
Burritos: Want.
Rocky mountain oysters: DO NOT WANT
Balut: DO NOT WANT

MikeH
10-14-2012, 01:43 AM
I've had breaded calf testicles before. If you can get passed the texture, they aren't that bad.

Cez★
10-14-2012, 01:50 AM
nachos

TATERNATER
10-14-2012, 01:53 AM
ding ding!

loaded nachos will brighten any shitty day!

theholycow
10-14-2012, 02:00 AM
:word:

Sal
10-14-2012, 02:23 AM
adobada burrito http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/tgSbrGLCFuqSb1yJ2Rq9Mw/l.jpg

:homerdrool:

Cez★
10-14-2012, 02:26 AM
:motherofgod:

Sal
10-14-2012, 02:39 AM
my favorite mexi by FAR!!

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 02:48 AM
adobada burrito http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/tgSbrGLCFuqSb1yJ2Rq9Mw/l.jpg

:homerdrool:



Yes i could do that !!

Sal
10-14-2012, 02:53 AM
I hated Mexican food. Then, I moved to San Diego in May 09, and just realized I've never had GOOD Mexican food. The goodness continued after I moved to AZ. Now I eat it about once a week and I haven't been to taco bell in years. FTS

TATERNATER
10-14-2012, 02:55 AM
:chorro:= real mexi

theholycow
10-14-2012, 03:03 AM
No idea what that shit is in the adobada burrito and I'd probably not like it, but it sure looks good.

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 03:38 AM
The green is guacamole, above that looks like pico

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theholycow
10-14-2012, 03:40 AM
Not into guac or most pico.

What's the meat?

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 03:45 AM
Not into guac or most pico.

What's the meat?

Im Guessing Yak :)

theholycow
10-14-2012, 03:49 AM
:fiwdil:

COME AT ME YAK
:ape:

I'd try yak. I like cow, I like buffalo, why not branch out a little?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yak
Yaks belong to the genus Bos, and are therefore related to cattle (Bos primigenius taurus, Bos primigenius indicus). Mitochondrial DNA analyses to determine the evolutionary history of yaks have been somewhat ambiguous.

The yak may have diverged from cattle at any point between one and five million years ago, and there is some suggestion that it may be more closely related to bison than to the other members of its designated genus.

Yup, sounds yummy.

Fatso
10-14-2012, 03:50 AM
You aint had real mexi till you've been to Texas. Fuck all your fake mexi-food.

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 03:54 AM
Five million year old Bos primigenius indicus....Now that is BAMF

theholycow
10-14-2012, 03:57 AM
You aint had real mexi till you've been to Texas. Fuck all your fake mexi-food.

Don't know what's fake or real but I've had some so-called Mexican food that I really liked in shithole-in-the-wall places in Mexican ghetto neighborhoods staffed entirely with Mexicans who don't speak a word of English. My favorite places are owned and run by Mexicans who kinda speak English. If it's not authentic then IDGAF.

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 03:59 AM
Don't know what's fake or real but I've had some so-called Mexican food that I really liked in shithole-in-the-wall places in Mexican ghetto neighborhoods staffed entirely with Mexicans who don't speak a word of English. My favorite places are owned and run by Mexicans who kinda speak English. If it's not authentic then IDGAF.


Well said !!

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 04:02 AM
Don't know what's fake or real but I've had some so-called Mexican food that I really liked in shithole-in-the-wall places in Mexican ghetto neighborhoods staffed entirely with Mexicans who don't speak a word of English. My favorite places are owned and run by Mexicans who kinda speak English. If it's not authentic then IDGAF.

Close enough imo

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Fatso
10-14-2012, 04:05 AM
Yea, usually the best mexi-food is the whole in the wall where I have to point or make an ass out of my self trying to speak spanish. My ex's grandma make me a dish with some chorizo and cactus that I had to go gather. Shit was good, cactus thorns were not.

Cez★
10-14-2012, 04:08 AM
rofl. u supposed to clean the cacti

Fatso
10-14-2012, 04:10 AM
Did clean the cactus. I got the thorns from collecting them. Her mexi uncles were pros at getting it, I wasnt.

Cez★
10-14-2012, 04:14 AM
:pow:

Fatso
10-14-2012, 04:18 AM
They had a good laugh at my expense. Then her aunt had me climb this giant fucking fig tree/bush. They arent thorny or anything, but they're dense and dont grow any in with real tight twigs and foliage. The figs were gross too. Valley oranges were good, never got to try menudo. Went to padre and got sunburned in twenty minutes. From that twenty minutes, it was bad enough to cause me to blister, and from hence forth her family called me lobster boy.

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 04:22 AM
They had a good laugh at my expense. Then her aunt had me climb this giant fucking fig tree/bush. They arent thorny or anything, but they're dense and dont grow any in with real tight twigs and foliage. The figs were gross too. Valley oranges were good, never got to try menudo. Went to padre and got sunburned in twenty minutes. From that twenty minutes, it was bad enough to cause me to blister, and from hence forth her family called me lobster boy.

From this juncture you will herby be called Lobster Boy


To the Interwebs from Ipad

Cez★
10-14-2012, 04:36 AM
lol heath langosta. did you get to try pitayas? they grow on nopales


damn nom :imo

djBELLBOY
10-14-2012, 04:44 AM
lol heath langosta. did you get to try pitayas? they grow on nopales


damn nom :imo


Some words are funny !! Kazoo is funny .... But Nopales is REALLY funny

:Nopales - the prickly pear Cactus:

Nopalitos is even funnier :)

Cez★
10-14-2012, 04:57 AM
:rofl:

Fatso
10-14-2012, 05:14 AM
you talking about prickly pears?

Fatso
10-14-2012, 05:15 AM
wanted to try em but none of the cactuses were fruiting, or someone already nabbed em. my dad says theyre good.

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 05:18 AM
Nopales = the pear shaped pieces, not the frootz

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Cez★
10-14-2012, 05:20 AM
you talking about prickly pears?

yea. they have a kinda gritty texture but they are usually cool and taste damn nom.

Nopales = the pear shaped pieces, not the frootz

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wat

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 05:39 AM
The fruit is red, whenever I had nopales it was green

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Cez★
10-14-2012, 05:40 AM
yah. nopales green. fruit -red. there some that are green. dad called them tunas

Fatso
10-14-2012, 05:41 AM
i am so glad captain obvious is here to discern colors

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 05:42 AM
I think they use the tuna to make jelly and shit.

Heathd. Fgt.

Cez★
10-14-2012, 05:51 AM
:turborofl:

Biggs
10-14-2012, 05:58 AM
Don't know what's fake or real but I've had some so-called Mexican food that I really liked in shithole-in-the-wall places in Mexican ghetto neighborhoods staffed entirely with Mexicans who don't speak a word of English. My favorite places are owned and run by Mexicans who kinda speak English. If it's not authentic then IDGAF.

Some of the best Mexican food you'll ever find is in some of the most run down eateries you'll ever seen. Find you a place with a short, overweight Mexican lady cooking who barely speaks english (if at all) & you'll get some of the best food you've ever eaten.

Mr.Rogers
10-14-2012, 06:04 AM
Find you a place with a short, overweight Mexican lady cooking who barely speaks english (if at all) & you'll get some of the best food you've ever eaten.

Sounds like my mom :awwyeah: :lol: :blackkidooo:

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Cez★
10-14-2012, 06:15 AM
:rofljest:

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 06:22 AM
Royarz mom makes B.A.M.F nomz

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BillyJeanKing
10-14-2012, 06:59 AM
dat royers momz nomz :feedme:

Mr.Rogers
10-14-2012, 07:12 AM
:rofltank:

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theholycow
10-14-2012, 01:17 PM
:wwaanntt:

RM90
10-14-2012, 09:18 PM
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Vegetables/StuffedPepper1.jpg

fkn hate stuffed bell peppers.

shootermcgavin003
10-14-2012, 09:23 PM
wtf man i love them. you dont like them stuffed with chesse and hamburger?

theholycow
10-14-2012, 09:29 PM
My wife loves stuffed peppers with turkey and feta cheese. Yuck.

shootermcgavin003
10-14-2012, 09:30 PM
idk about turkey but taco meat and mexi cheese mix is good

RM90
10-14-2012, 10:01 PM
wtf man i love them. you dont like them stuffed with chesse and hamburger?

fuck no. You don't know how pissed off I get when I find out that's for dinner.

Cez★
10-14-2012, 10:07 PM
lol. pinche jotito

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 10:07 PM
:gayyy:

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VmaxEngage
10-14-2012, 10:46 PM
Who has a good recipe for stuffed peps?

I'm gonna make some this coming weekend

stonehenge
10-14-2012, 10:59 PM
Cut pepper, hollow that bish out, puts nomz in, bake, nom

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lowerc
10-15-2012, 01:59 AM
Why the fuck do you center all your posts? Makes shit annoying to read :jester:


repz, pissed me off too :repz:

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 02:13 AM
repz, pissed me off too :repz:

ok ok i stopped doing it !!!

TATERNATER
10-15-2012, 02:22 AM
lol

stonehenge
10-15-2012, 02:23 AM
Center haters

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Cez★
10-15-2012, 02:43 AM
rofl. fukn gaiz

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:06 AM
Center haters

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What about to the right ?

theholycow
10-15-2012, 03:10 AM
What about to the right ?

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/jitomatazo.gif http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/cow-eek.png http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/cow-dizzy.gif

TATERNATER
10-15-2012, 03:11 AM
how about un-bolded?

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:16 AM
like this

theholycow
10-15-2012, 03:17 AM
like this

Plain regular text?
:notbad:
:sheit:

lowerc
10-15-2012, 03:19 AM
well, since we are being retarded....

:derp:

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:21 AM
thats not retarded............. This is

TATERNATER
10-15-2012, 03:23 AM
Not Bad:datass:

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:27 AM
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc163/djbellboy/Screenshot_4.jpg

TATERNATER
10-15-2012, 03:29 AM
:no:

djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:35 AM
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc163/djbellboy/OVERHERE.png

lowerc
10-15-2012, 03:37 AM
goddayyuuuummm! thats creepy

stonehenge
10-15-2012, 03:50 AM
Wtf is the creepy haired guy?

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djBELLBOY
10-15-2012, 03:52 AM
Its my Uncle Buford.

stonehenge
10-15-2012, 03:53 AM
:what?:

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lowerc
10-15-2012, 04:51 AM
he looks german, fawking square heads :nono:

BillyJeanKing
10-16-2012, 01:58 PM
what the fuck is wrong with you freaky deaky foreign guys

djBELLBOY
10-16-2012, 02:15 PM
what the fuck is wrong with you freaky deaky foreign guys

What you mean ?

BillyJeanKing
10-16-2012, 02:25 PM
you weird :slap:

theholycow
10-16-2012, 02:40 PM
At least it's not a flip-top head like our Canadian friend lowerc. :canadian:

Mr.Rogers
10-16-2012, 02:44 PM
:lol: :blackkidooo:

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lowerc
10-16-2012, 03:53 PM
:okay:

BillyJeanKing
10-16-2012, 04:01 PM
:lol:

TATERNATER
10-16-2012, 04:31 PM
I know that feel.



...j/k, you're on your own!

djBELLBOY
10-16-2012, 05:08 PM
you weird :slap:

I is weird what you mean foo

:bird2:

TATERNATER
10-16-2012, 05:45 PM
lol, I fuckin love deadpool

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