Is cow dead?

[BillyJeanKing]

last login: 3/28

discuss the possible deadness of cow

http://i.imgur.com/RDzdy.jpg

[Cez★]

foo was made into tasty burgers

[race2c]

he probably just got busy nomming in the fields. :shrug:

[BillyJeanKing]

oh lawd

[shootermcgavin003]

lawd hes tacos

[lowerc]

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/bigkahuna-burger.jpg


I keed though, hope he's alright

[BillyJeanKing]

he be Big Kahuna Burger?

[Cez★]

or royale wif cheez

[shootermcgavin003]

he be shit nou

[MikeH]

Had him for dinner last night

http://steaks-best.beefsteakss.com/images/steaks-filet-mignon-1.jpg

[stonehenge]

PMd him a few days ago, no reply. That foo was on AOT all the time, even when annoyed with gmfs drama and whatnot. Hope he's aight.

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[Keeler]

May he got culled and sent to the place where all the unwanted cows go. To the moon!

[TATERNATER]

spacecao

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maybe havin buckets of sex :imo:

[stonehenge]

hasn't logged into gmfs or camarotrax either :uhoh:

[.GARY.]

http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/abductionlamp_cow_ill_500x5.jpg

just sayin :shrug:



I do hope he is ok though.

[stonehenge]

Hope buick didn't explode :uhoh:

[Cez★]

hope he no in field turned inside out and mutilated

[shootermcgavin003]

Buicks dont explode

I r on my fone nekkid

[stonehenge]

caos is pretty haxxd up though

[RM90]

I thought he left AOT to go fix GMFS but I guess not. Hope he's doing good too.

[Barrrf]

I saw Cao on a trailer...........he's doin a tour.

http://icecreamjournal.turkeyhill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/giant-cow-1.jpg

[JayBo]

:hmm:

[Manbearpig]

Now I'm worried :emo:

[DIATOMIC]

last cow`s words






























































35TbGjt-weA

[Barrrf]

Post shit in the shit cao doesnt want to see srsly thread.

Bet he shows up there.

[SarkOzy]

Hasn't had any FB activity in awhile either.

[Cez★]

Brb then :dolan:

[DIATOMIC]

may be he is the author of comics @gooby pls@ and very busy with creation a new stuff

[BillyJeanKing]

brb, checking RI newspaper for dead cows

[TATERNATER]

:starting to worry:

[stonehenge]

no FB activity either?

srsly hope Rick be ok imo

[SarkOzy]

Most recent activity was on Monday, when he "liked" a wall post. Because that doesn't sound stalkerish at all.

[stonehenge]

Oh, Monday as in two days ago?

Then maybe he's aight but just hates us. :roflmao: Last activity on here was 3/28 and I think GMFS was before that.

[race2c]

Rick plz come back...

[Cez★]

got tired of deleting me posts. dazz right bitch. best recognize who runs shit here :security:

[Barrrf]

Nied MOAR

[chevyrado14]

http://i.imgur.com/TmFsF.jpg

found a pic of him right before chris hansen got him.

:hansen:

[Barrrf]

cao's looking at camera like "fuck, hope he didnt get that on film"

[.GARY.]

Any word on Cao :shrug:

[Snowman]

He's alive. From GasSavers.org

theholycow
Divine bovine
Last Activity: 04-12-2012 07:07 PM

[Cez★]

thats good to know, now we know hes tired of us GMFS rejects :emo:

[TATERNATER]

:emo:

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update the chunky girl thread, he'll be back.

[stonehenge]

cao hates us :emo:

[BillyJeanKing]

:emo:

[Manbearpig]

Rick has a facebook? :horyshet:

[stonehenge]

ffb

[TATERNATER]

:emo: I haz fgt book :emo:

[stonehenge]

i said ffb :crossarms:

[SarkOzy]

:(

[stonehenge]

Chris, find the number for Ricks place of employment, call and be like "need to speak to IT Cow, my password doesn't work" then when they transfer you, be like "sup cao, tis chriz, y u no like us?"

[Cez★]

:lol:

[TATERNATER]

I have set the bait in the fun factory....

now we play the waiting game.

[shootermcgavin003]

i miss cao burgers be good though

[Dubyagee]

You think maybe he got a girl friend and said :fiwdil: ?

[TATERNATER]

in addition to his wiffle?

cao is god

[stonehenge]

Cao has enough udder nips to go around

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[shootermcgavin003]

He may be on run from mass police

I r on my fone nekkid

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Where art thou cao?

[stonehenge]

-eb09_a5Fu8

[Barrrf]

Wtf cao!?!?! Y u no come back!!!

[MikeH]

coa going to come back as a hologram

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Cao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dubyagee]

I ran into another cow at a farm. I asked if he heard anything. That sketchy fuck wouldn't talk to me.

[BillyJeanKing]

:sneaky:

[Cez★]

6LCxoURBkxA


CAOOOOOO!

[Mr.Rogers]

:emo: Cao.......... :bawl:

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[Keeler]

Surely someone has his number.

[Manbearpig]

Pinche bovine

[Keeler]

pinche jews

[BillyJeanKing]

Surely someone has his number.

http://allofftopic.com/showthread.php?p=409449#post409449

[Dubyagee]

:caoeek:


http://kdvr.com/2012/04/18/frozen-cows-in-colorado-cabin-may-be-removed-using-explosives/

[RM90]

start searching for that buick

[Barrrf]

http://studio3music.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/missing-cow.jpg

[lowerc]

utilize explosives to disperse the cow carcasses

reminds me of the failed attempt to use explosives on the beached whale

[Cez★]

:roflsquared:

[stonehenge]

“I think we’re going have to sleep on the snow tonight man the cabin is full of frozen cows”

:lol:

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

http://troll.me/images/in-yo-face-cow/moo-bitch-get-out-the-hay-thumb.jpg

[stonehenge]

Just got a couple of those burgers from wendy's that don't have anything but meat/cheese. Reminded me of Rick :bawl:

[DIATOMIC]

/summon cow

[Cez★]

U think u can fill caos shoes?

[DIATOMIC]

all can

[Cez★]

:ralphno:

[DIATOMIC]

fok

[stonehenge]

:bogzno:

[Cez★]

:rofl:

[BillyJeanKing]

http://i.imgur.com/2rHvd.jpg

[OKLAGMCRUISER]

Maybe he's the mad cao in Cali they found.

[BillyJeanKing]

i saw that too

:rofl:

[Barrrf]

Found cao
http://now.msn.com/living/0424-cow-goes-to-mcdonalds.aspx

[stonehenge]

pretty sure cao hated McDz :crossarms:

[shootermcgavin003]

yeah he did

[TATERNATER]

ahh, memories

[Barrrf]

He was going to fuck the place up - but cao has no thumbs - he couldnt open teh door.

[2005_Silverado]

i wanted to buy more cao print products from him :emo: me mums bday coming up

[stonehenge]

:emocow:

[BillyJeanKing]

its been a month since cow logged in to AOT :emo:

[Mr.Rogers]

:emo: there there korkah we gotta stay strong

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[BillyJeanKing]

k :(

[stonehenge]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/215/870/1323642227001.png

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[stonehenge]

http://i54.tinypic.com/b68t51.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

http://i.imgur.com/EaZsc.jpg

[stonehenge]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztk4l4IOo1qzaxefo1_500.jpg

[Mr.Rogers]

:lol:

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[stonehenge]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/195/475/1320490300429.jpg

[BillyJeanKing]

http://i.imgur.com/NtkRb.jpg

[stonehenge]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyl7h7FdMS1qdku4ro1_500.png

[Keeler]

OK OK OK ok......... FUCK. I confess. I was hungry. Ran out of buffalo. Cao came over.



























































He was tasty. Cooked up great on my grill.















































Sorry.

[Mr.Rogers]

You bastard....... :gorillastare:

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[stonehenge]

OK OK OK ok......... FUCK. I confess. I was hungry. Ran out of buffalo. Cao came over.

He was tasty. Cooked up great on my grill.

Sorry.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19zcmMUsV1rspaudo1_500.png

[Ewok]

So as morbid as it sounds I know some of you guys know Ricks full name have you searched obituaries in R.I.?

[shootermcgavin003]

Fuckin hippy talked to him on fb didnt ask y being gay :bertstare:

I r on my fone nekkid

[Ewok]

must have heard McDonalds bought the internet so he boycotting

[shootermcgavin003]

Sheet owned net since 84

I r on my fone nekkid

[2005_Silverado]

dead cao

http://www.eddie.goobyplz.com/imagenes/cowplowvictim.jpg

[Cez★]

:lol2:

[2005_Silverado]

u memer that fucking sticky ass vaca? :roflpuke:

[Cez★]

yea :blahclap:

good thing we no camped near it

[shootermcgavin003]

u memer that fucking sticky ass vaca? :roflpuke:

:lolwut:

[2005_Silverado]

when cez came out to cali, we went to mexi to watch some baja racing. We was on a dirt road going to camp site I found on google...idk if we found the broken truck parts or the dead cow first but it seemed like someone hit the fucking cow and lost their hood and light rack with 4-5 $800 HIDs...EACH. We left the fucked up fiberglass hood and threw the light rack in the bed and went on our way. Fucking cow was starting to smell pretty bad :puke:

[shootermcgavin003]

should have made burgers

[Cez★]

:kittahstare:

[MikeH]

So did anyone actually figure out what happened to cow?

[stonehenge]

Chris is the only one who made contact with the bovine but I don't think he ever asked him why he left.

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[Cez★]

he asked why his battery so crappy instead :pow:

[stonehenge]

:sacfp:

[MikeH]

:fp:

[Mr.Rogers]

:facepalm:

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[SarkOzy]

:eekshrug:

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[shootermcgavin003]

Go ask y he gay fo

I r on my fone nekkid

[2005_Silverado]

so....when do we officially consider him ded?

[TATERNATER]

thats up to the family to decide.

im gonna try to be strong...

[stonehenge]

:rofl2:

[2005_Silverado]

can file missing cao report?

[shootermcgavin003]

do he got a email shit.

[Keeler]

Talked to ze bovine this morning. Just basically said that he was on the forums entirely too much and it was all getting way out of hand with all the drama bullshit going on. He's going to devote more time to biking and reading.

[shootermcgavin003]

keeler tell him we have no drama on aot.................come back here at least shit

[TATERNATER]

he's looking at porn too mash, he gonna quit that too!?

[stonehenge]

he's looking at porn too mash, he gonna quit that too!?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/284/995/66c.jpg

[shootermcgavin003]

i emailed him shit

[stonehenge]

cao needs to edit host file to block gmfs, gas mileage forums, pasture forums, etc and only let AOT thru imo

[shootermcgavin003]

i agree

[Biggs]

Found cao's new business.

http://i.imgur.com/TRbcY.jpg

[Cez★]

:roflsquared:

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thanks keeler for a REAL update too.

[Keeler]

No problemo.

[BillyJeanKing]

Talked to ze bovine this morning. Just basically said that he was on the forums entirely too much and it was all getting way out of hand with all the drama bullshit going on. He's going to devote more time to biking and reading.

:gayyy:

[shootermcgavin003]

That's two in one day. I had some contact this morning, after hearing nothing from anybody since I quit.

Last time I got on AOT, GMFS drama was following me there...and anyway I was spending way too much time on forums. I probably won't be back soon. Tell everyone I said moo. Oh, and appropriate for AOT: It's Cinco de Mayo, everybody should enjoy some tequila. I will.

Rick

just got a email back

[Cez★]

:emobye:

[shootermcgavin003]

all you guys need to email him be like we miss you

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and fuck gmfs

[stonehenge]

Dear Cao,

Delete GMFS account or at least stop being a Mod there. Block drama filled sites with host files or something. Then come back to AOT :emo:

[shootermcgavin003]

send that to his email mang

[Cez★]

whats his email?

[shootermcgavin003]

[email protected]

[Cez★]

:lol2:

[shootermcgavin003]

idk...........thats it though

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

I don't even go to GMFS anymore, there is a reason for that too.

[shootermcgavin003]

i dont alot i do its for my own humor

[TATERNATER]

I never really posted there

[Barrrf]

I feel kinda abandoned.

[Cez★]

:word:

Pinche selfish cao

[BillyJeanKing]

I feel kinda abandoned.

http://i.imgur.com/Rqs60.png

[2005_Silverado]

how many days now? :emo:

[Mr.Rogers]

Too many :emo:

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[2005_Silverado]

i can still hear the sound of his hoovz like it was yesterday

[stonehenge]

:gB: feels so far away :bawl:

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[Mr.Rogers]

I don't even drink milk anymore :emo:

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[stonehenge]

had cereal yesterday pero the leche was all watery from the tears :emo:

[shootermcgavin003]

i dont need him back,,,,,,,,yes i do :emo:

[stonehenge]

There's no use denying it, it will just hurt more :bawl:

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[Mr.Rogers]

Cao is that you.........?









oh wait, its the other guy....... http://blog.firstfoodbank.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ShamrockFarmsLogo.jpg







:bawwl:

[stonehenge]

Fgt poser cow :nono:

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[shootermcgavin003]

its honestly like a lost a friend no shit

[Dubyagee]

http://studio3music.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/missing-cow.jpg

[stonehenge]

So I was at the store looking for a bday card for my brother when all of a sudden































http://i.imgur.com/P5vvg.jpg





:cute:


















then I opened it




























http://i.imgur.com/7O9Xs.jpg






:bawwl:

[shootermcgavin003]

thats fucked up

[Cez★]

i had a wtf dream, ended up being on aot and saw cao post in some thread. was a short post but cant remember it, htink he replied to eddies post

[BillyJeanKing]

rofl i had a dream cao posted in AOT too

[Cez★]

:fulloffuck:

[BillyJeanKing]

:serio:

was a couple weeks ago tho

:lol:

[Cez★]

:okay:

[BillyJeanKing]

:bitchsaywhat?: you weird

:uhohshake:

[shootermcgavin003]

koukre i fapped yesterday didnt tell you.............maybeye i should have so its like we fap together..

[BillyJeanKing]

:stickfap:

[stonehenge]

koukre i fapped yesterday didnt tell you.............maybeye i should have so its like we fap together..

:notbad:

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[Manbearpig]

wild cao appears on aim

(8:32:17 PM) Americanmetal07: caooooooo, yuno get on aot anymore?
(8:32:58 PM) theh0lyc0w: DNW GMFS drama that shows up there...also trying to waste less time on forums.
(8:33:17 PM) theh0lyc0w: been mountain biking and reading books
(8:33:18 PM) Americanmetal07: :( not much gmfs drama on aots

[Cez★]

caos cant bike. bitch ass *****

[TATERNATER]

let cao do hos thang, noone sould be on here all the damn time!


:refreash:

[shootermcgavin003]

No gmfs shit here really only 8 guys who dgaf. Most dont have gmfs even lol.

I r on my fone nekkid

[stonehenge]

No gmfs shit here really only 8 guys who dgaf. Most dont have gmfs even lol.

I r on my fone nekkid

Haven't been there in a long time

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[Mr.Rogers]

Haven't been there in a long time

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Oh ya! Well I haven't been in a longer time!


:trolldad:

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[stonehenge]

:okay:

[shootermcgavin003]

i was on there the other day me and cez :troll:

[TATERNATER]

cock stompin im sure...

[shootermcgavin003]

no im not into that really i mean if she was cute and begged i would

[TATERNATER]

...uhhh if she had a cock to stomp, u might have an issue

[shootermcgavin003]

yeah........but if money is involved then i would

[TATERNATER]

:shake:

[stonehenge]

fuckin nhb :rofl2:

[shootermcgavin003]

ngas gotta get paid

[stonehenge]

http://i.qkme.me/3pbsro.jpg

[Mr.Rogers]

:emo: Cao was such a thrill seeker :bawl:

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[stonehenge]

:emo: Cao was such a thrill seeker :bawl:

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:bawwl:

[TATERNATER]

nao he reads books....

[stonehenge]

http://i.qkme.me/3pbv04.jpg

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http://i.qkme.me/3pbyrf.jpg

[Mr.Rogers]

:lol:

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[BillyJeanKing]

http://i.imgur.com/zW6MD.jpg

[Mr.Rogers]

:omg:

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[Manbearpig]

:rofltank:

[apedestrian]

bad news guys

atU33HD-Ln0

why cao why!! :bawl:

[VmaxEngage]

those damn cow memes

:lol:

[shootermcgavin003]

aight fuck rick he aint gonna come back

[stonehenge]

rofl @ train guy "ohhhhhh u dumb fucker"

[BillyJeanKing]

Hello COW,

This is an appeal from KOURKE :token:

Come back to AOT

We thought you were dead :emo:

I even started an emergency contact list just in case any other members went missing

sent to cao

no response :emo:

[Cez★]

Bish suddenly forgot how computer works

[BillyJeanKing]

:serio:

fgt cao

[shootermcgavin003]

rick being dick............

[shootermcgavin003]

O5AJ-g7Y1rA

found this gem

[BillyJeanKing]

:bawl:

[Mr.Rogers]

:emo:

[RM90]

Was looking at Don Julio tequila and remembered how Cao was Tequila Expert

:okay:

:emo:

[stonehenge]

RIP :emo:

[TATERNATER]

I do.t know why I keep coming back to this thread, its never good news....

[Mr.Rogers]

:emo: why is Cao punishing us this way .....

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[stonehenge]

srsly, he so mean :emo:

[BillyJeanKing]

cao was all liek "i has been spend too mash taime on interwebz"

sounds like wimmin talk :imo:

[stonehenge]

With all due respect, I had no idea cao had gotten experimental surgery to have his balls removed.

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol:

[Manbearpig]

cao had some big cajones too

[shootermcgavin003]

cao was all liek "i has been spend too mash taime on interwebz"

sounds like wimmin talk :imo:

he been talking to hoar got caught

[Dubyagee]

demhoars

[shootermcgavin003]

nothing worse than getting caught by wife

[Dubyagee]

Dam cow hoars (NSFW) (http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/TheRealDubyagee/sexycow.jpg)

Barn wrecker

[stonehenge]

turned pic into a link since jeff usually browses at work

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and lol'd @ barn wrecker :jester:

[shootermcgavin003]

well here bewbs where covered and shit actually

[stonehenge]

FIDIL then lemme put it back

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figured the transparent undies and octonips would be nsfw :rofl2:

[shootermcgavin003]

didnt see transparent undie
'
nvm then

[stonehenge]

:pissedoff:

lemme fix again

[shootermcgavin003]

I sorry :cheeky:

[BillyJeanKing]

:lol: idgits

[TATERNATER]

nsiw crazy cao lady

[Cez★]

i do. be suckling on dem udders urrday son

[TATERNATER]

lick lil chest penorz

[Cez★]

:miyagi:

[BillyJeanKing]

Since cao decided to just show up all of a sudden I think he should provide us all with an explanation. Not that bullshit reason he's been giving pero teh REAL one.

:crossarms:

[Fatso]

prolly been to busy doing the five knuckle shuffle

[stonehenge]

ran out of grass, had to move to internet-free pasture

[Barrrf]

Too busy fappin to cow pron to surf web

[theholycow]

:roflsquared: Jesty thread. I guess it's nice to know that I was missed.

cao needs to edit host file to block gmfs, gas mileage forums, pasture forums, etc and only let AOT thru imo
Was not visiting the gas mileage forum (except for a couple PMs) and not visiting GMFS at all.

sent to cao

no response :emo:

Sorry, they were all coming in at once...I had just esplained myself to 3 or 4 people. If you had been first I would have responded to you. :kiss:

So, it was like this:

- Frustrated and burned out with forums (except a couple with low traffic and very different culture)...had to take some time off, unsure how long.

- Also, worried that I might be addicted. DNW. I've been foruming (and newsgrouping and BBSing, as we go deeper into the past) for 20 years, and now it was taking more of my time than ever.

- Got busy with mountain biking and reading, old hobbies that I used to have before I spent way too much time on forums.

- Random other shit got busy.

- The biking hobby didn't stick (thanks to weather and fucking ticks), but I was still worried about addiction.

- Time passed...got to feeling comfortable with it, but didn't want to just go back because I felt ok about it.

- Couldn't resist posting that ebook for ewok (Y U NO READ THREAD?), good enough excuse to show up again.

Speaking of ticks, I got fucking Lyme disease. Biking was supposed to make me more healthy, damnit. http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv315/theh0lyc0w/EmotiCows/cow-shakefist.gif Luckily, doctor diagnosed it on the first try and the prescribed antibiotics seem to be working. In a couple more weeks I should be totally cured of it, permanently unless I get it again from another fucking tick.

Here's something else I wanted to post:
3Nc7-SH4cX0

[shootermcgavin003]

gmfs was the issue cow it sucks